I put the "PRO" in procrastinate

its-arrested-development:

Tobias had recently been asked to address a group of depressed men who had been described over the phone as blue.

shavingryansprivates:

jrdyn:

shavingryansprivates:

science tumblr why the hoobly boobly

tectonic plates

thank You

unimpressed2chainz:

(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen

magic-in-every-book:

I love the moment when you’re reading a book and the title suddenly makes sense, why it was chosen and what exactly it means. So satisfying.

digg:

Use when necessary.

digg:

Use when necessary.

d0nn0:

there are more nipples in the world than people

seththewolf:

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno:

please stop posting about ferguson it has been a month thank u💜

image

the-awesome-adventurer:

fucking snitch

the-awesome-adventurer:

fucking snitch

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit

its his fault we go through this

if you were wondering this is the image image

bUT IDK MAN I THINK THERE IS PLENTY OF FUCKIN REASON TO BE UPSET

mistman1:

My favorite BioShock 2 review

mistman1:

My favorite BioShock 2 review

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

me: im ugly
friends: no you're not
me: I AM UGLY and that's a fact. guys don't add me on facebook and like my pictures, they don't ask for my number, i get 5 text a day, one from my dad, two from my mom, one from the phone company and another one from some girl in my class asking me if there's something for tomorrow. guys don't text me saying 'goodmorning beautiful' or just even saying 'hi whats up?' if i have any guy friends they're one maybe two. you guys DO get texts, boys flirt with you, you're always complaining about boys, when nobody ever calls me pretty. you guys get a compliment at least twice a day, boys play with your hair, kiss your cheek, hold you from behind, and i'm just there watching, and if any boy wants to talk to me it's because they want me to give them something, or to call me bad names. i don't have 120 likes on my profile picture, i'm scared of doing a party because i know i would't have any guy friends to invite. is it because i don't let anyone know me? NO, it's because i don't look good. why all the pretty girls out there are full of 'guy friends'? don't tell me because they're the best people ever because it ain't true. my teeth are not perfect, i don't like my smile, i'm insecure af, my eyes have nothing special, i don't even have the perfect body, so don't tell me i'm not ugly because i am.
everybody: shut the fuck up, no one cares.